...with my hands.
...while driving.
Maybe.
That is all.
Hooray summer? I think this is my new favorite cold drink. Why the hell does it already need to be 95+ degrees outside every day? It's only APRIL!
Someone call manbearpig.
Apparently it takes a while to identify strange 25 gallon blue jugs before shipping them. Just ask whoever is working the counter at FedEx. Pail-o-pony scares me. The lady behind the counter said these are common, and to give you an idea on size, that's her arm on the left...